i probably should have been born a gay man.
“I love this twee”
“This twee is mah fran”
“Dis twee has a flavour”
“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”
"Twee is mah pweshus"
will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone
how many dyslexic satanists accidentally summon santa
what’s satan’s favorite holiday?
christmas because of all the letters he gets from dyslexic kids
I want to have cuddles with you.
And by cuddles I mean sex.
But by sex I also mean cuddles.
But I also mean pizza.
a note to my boyfriend..
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
WHAT THE FUCK
Just imagine deciding to sign up, then you see this and are like haha no